rules for 3-way calling (inspired by a pig)

Rule # 1- do NOT do it! (especially if you are high or drunk!!)
Rule #2- if you do do it (i love typing/saying do do), do it with 2 other people you love... a.k.a. cellular threesome.
Rule #3- talk in a round...start with caller #1, then #2, #3, and back to #1.
Rule #4- assign code names.
for example....caller #1- code name "what"
caller #2- code name "fuck you"
caller #3- code name "jesus christ"
Rule #5- since we can't all talk at once (i sure miss those land-lines), be patient...you can blow your proverbial wad quickly if you do not wait your turn in the threesome. (we all know how that's true!)

a sample phone conversation may go something like this...

caller (abrev. c) #1- "hey"
c #2- "hey"
c #3- "hey"
c #1- "what's up?"
c #2- "good to hear...but why are you talking about yourself?"
c #3- "what? i'm not"
c #1- "yeeessss?"
c #2- "what is going on here?"
c #3- "he's going on where?"
c #1- " no, i am 'what'."
c #2- "jesus christ!"
c #3- "what?"
c #1- "fuck you guys!"
c #2- "what? is it my turn to talk?"
c #3- "no! he is talking to me!"
c #1- "right! you guys aren't getting it...jesus christ you're stupid!"
c #2- "no, i am 'fuck you'!"
c #3- "jesus christ! this is rediculous!"
c #1- "YOU are jesus christ!"
c #2- "no i am fuck you!"
c #3- "jesus christ!!!!"
c #1- "you keep saying your own name!"
c #2- "what? no i don't!"
c #3- "fuck you!"
c #1- "no....i'm 'what'!"
c #2- "i know! why do you keep yelling? jesus christ you're an ass hole!"
c #3- "fuck you!"
c #1- "no, fuck you!"
c #2- "WHAT?!"
c #3- "goodbye."
c #1- "what was his problem?"
c #2- "his problem was what?"
c #1- "geeze, what a god complex."
c #1- "hello?"
c #1- "hello?"